I was thinking this morning on some sayings/phrases I have heard in
the past made about jewelry which really do crack me up...
I buzzed past QVC one day and heard one of the ladies describe her
latest item as "important"....an "important" piece of jewelry
It also makes me laugh to hear people say that their jewelry makes a
statement...goodness, your jewelry speaks to you? I don't hear
anything, does that make me weird?
A particular color, gem, bead, whatever is described as
"yummy"...actually, that one kinda makes my stomach do a little
I called a show promoter one year, asking how can I better my
chances of getting into the show. The reply was "show me something I
haven't seen before" that's hilarious
I watched a short clip of Janet Jackson describing her latest body
jewelry (a piercing through an extremely private area) and saying
that it gave her a very, very nice "feeling" at unpredictable times
throughout the day. This was kind of a feeling of revulsion all
wrapped up in a little bit of envy. I can't ever imagine having to
speak to the woman, not knowing if she is smiling because of
something that was said or is she was getting her special "feeling"