Forgive me in advance I'm not trying to be rude, I'm now 74. Your statement feels kinda harsh! IMHO! Gage ear rings, gaudy pendants, and blue spiked hair -- don't appeal to me much but the other hand I really like Abby's style on NCIS, goth I think.
I really did like the clasp, however, I went to the link you provided and there is a style that I thought was more appealing "PO45" a symmetrical shape. I then realized the one you refer to as a spring clamp might be more appealing if it had a nonfunctional extension on the left side to make it symmetrical.
My point is we need to consider the eye of the beholder/purchaser. BTW couldn't one similar to PO45 be constructed from silver or gold tube with a middle spring, at least in my minds eye.