All, I am an eternal skeptic of anything I cannot partially prove by sight, feel, smell, or scientific investigation. Therefore it is tough for me to accept the mystical powers of stones.
Gerry:
I am absolutely convinced of the mystical powers of stones. I am
both a stone cutter and jeweler. Many’s the time I’ve dropped a stone
only to have it vanish completely, never to be seen again. Even
though I get down on all fours and “worship” them in in an attitude
known variously as the “Jewler’s” or “Stonecutters Position,” they are
able to disappear faster than Houdini in front of a rich crowd. When
they hit the floor they bounce into hyperspace or flop into a wormhole
or maybe just scrunch into another dimension.
I am convinced there are 4th, 5th or even 6th Dimensions that are
absolutely bulging with dropped stones: diamonds, rubies, emeralds,
sapphires, alexandrites, epoxied turquoise chalk, etc. Can you
imagine how many stones cutters and jewelers have dropped over the
centuries?
Stones can also vanish completely, then magically reappear again in
plain sight. I lost a particularly nice little alexandrite trillion
the other day. It just whooshed out of my tweezers, hit a wall and –
botta-bing, botta-boom! – went away into some quantum hideaway
alongside Schrodinger’s cat. A few days later I walked into the room
and spotted it sitting insolently in plain view in a place I’d
previously searched at least 50 times. Mystical!
Well, that’s my take on the matter. UFO’s? They’re real and they’re
here looking for whuffles dropped by whufflemangers in their
dimensions. What does a whuffle look like? I’m not sure, but I’ll
know one when I see one. Watch out where you step!
Rick Martin