Well, I went on a quest. Found leather shears ($65), whole lot of
kitchen shears ($30ish) and a couple of heavy duty scissors ($20ish)
with the lefty set-up. One of those should work fine for curvy lines
in thin metal. Still can’t believe there is only one lefty model of
metal shears. It is ridiculously heavy-duty, too. It’s so clunky
you can only cut straight lines with it, and it doesn’t have finger
holes. And yet you can buy lefty leather shears? Hmmm. Someone
must have the power to change this dismal situation.

Dana Carlson (sympathetic “righty”)