Pat and Ron,
Regarding the video idea: I can edit here on my Adobe Premiere
system, and my fiancee has access to a Canon GL-1 DV cam, so I can
produce broadcast quality video, and have done in the past. But,
alas, I was sort of skimming that whole thread, so you might have to
run it by me again. If a someone put together a script that had all
the good info, I could certainly shoot and edit it!