Jewelers Joke anyone?

A woman, all dressed in black walks into a jewelry store. Her
demeanor was somber. Carefully, the jeweler asked if he could help
her…

She responded: My husband just passed away and left me $50,000 for a
MEMORIAL stone…what do you have in the three carat range???

Jurgen J. Maerz
Director of Technical Education
PLATINUM GUILD INTERNATIONAL USA