well, these are not from shows, but some quotes, that became
"standard answers to tourist questions on telegraph Ave..." telegraph
avenue`s scene being almost like a craft show...
Q: is this real?
A: no, what you see is a hologram beamed down by starship
Enterprise, which is currently in orbit overhead.
Alternative answer: No, all you see is a figment of your own
imagination, including yourself
Q: did you make all these?
A; no ma'm. I hire santa`s elves in the off season.
Q: how do you make all this?
A: manual dexterity and malice of forethought
Q: How do I get to the University campus (usually yelled out of a
car window, while the car is standing at the light at Durant and
A: Well, sir, if you go up one more light, then hang a left. at the
next intersection you go left again, follow the road for three
blocks, go left again, follow the road for two blocks, yet another
left turn, go up the road forthree blocks. that`ll get you right to