Helping in Tucson

This is kinda out there, but what the heck…

I really want to go to Tucson, but cannot justify the time or
expense to just go. But if anyone could use my help there, I would
work very cheap… like maybe even for free if you provide
transportation and lodging, and if it isn’t too large a percentage
of the day so there’s time to explore. I’m knowledgeable, poised,
friendly… well, if you don’t “know” me from this forum, you won’t
even consider this, I’m sure.

And, if not for this year, maybe for next…

I guess this makes me a gem ho’ ;>)