Have you ever put a bar of Ivory soap in the microwave? It's cool!
It puffs up into a huge, flaky mass.
You are an original thinker!
Putting a bar of Ivory soap in a microwave? Who would ever have
thought of that in the first place? And why? Only reason I can think
of is for the sheer hell of it -which is what i mean by an original
thinker. Sheer genius. What were you thinking?
We banished our microwave to the dump after we discovered that it
destroys 90% of whatever little bit of good remains in the
industrial- grade vegetables we get these days. But if I still had a
microwave on the payroll, I know what I'd do tonight. I'd invest in a
bar of Ivory soap and settle in. For sheer entertainment it'd
probably beat anything showing on that other box with the glass
window on the front.
What else have you microwaved lately?
Best thing I ever did with our microwave while we still had it - I
picked a bouquet of fresh catnip from the garden and tossed it into
the infernal device to dry it out. Within 3 minutes all of our cats
(we had at least 7 of the little pissers at the time) had gravitated
to the kitchen and instantly became well and truly stoned on the
fumes. The funniest part was that they couldn't locate the source of
their craziness - all they knew was that they were intensely,
Makes me wonder about some other kinds of weeds. Maybe we shoulda
kept the microwave.
Marty Hykin - In Victoria BC, apparently suffering vestigial traces
of cabin fever due to our mild winter weather.
And another thing -
Not that I'm really worried about this - but I wouldn't count on
micro-waved Ivory soap fumes being non-toxic.
Oh well, Ivory soap was good enough for Linda Lovelace (for those
old enough to remember)