Gidday: nothing to do with jewellery, but thought y'all might appreciate this item from New Scientist magazine Oct.26 1996:-
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
I believe there's more, but that's all I have.
The 'New Scientist' has a page at Planet Science: http://www.newscientist.com
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