I speak a form of English, the trashed American version of English
that is. I know very few people who actually speak real English. I
guess the closest people I know who could be considered to speak
English would be my Mother in Law from Melbourne Australia. She has
this complex which have her thinking she is Royalty… A royal pain
in the *** is more like it! Ok, not all the time, but she sure
qualifies much of the time. The other person would be my wife’s
sister in law who is a Pom ( British) She is really very eloquent
with her speech, but the slang still slides in there and ruins any
quality English she has.
English is from England and then here is everything else. But we
seem to be able to communicate with little complication. Australian
, American, Canada ( except for that QuE9bec place) , Ireland ,
Scotland , New Zealand all speak a mutated form of English. And
lets not even get started on regional dialect. Like South Carolina,
or Minnesota and such. Its all different no matter where you go.
Maybe it would be best to ask , What form of English do you speak,
and what other languages?
Oh, to answer the question. I speak American and a little
Australian, oh, and dont forget Pig Latin. ( or would that be
classified as Latin, like American seems to be English?
Please dont think Im serious about this. Unless you agree with me.
Then I am totally for real dude!
Daniel Hamilton
St Louis Mo. Midwest dialect American form of English
P.S, I did actually flunk most of my HighSchool “English Classes”
