things you would really like to see engraved on the inside of
wedding rings
#1 - luv yu alwys until i lke fgur out i love $$ more & yu aint got
enuff (abbreviated to fit into a size 4 1/2)
#2 - love you 4ever until i meet someone younger who`s not worn out
from driving the kids all over town to after school activities (not
abbreviated fits into size 14 from too much beer)
feel free to add to this list if you find it funny-goo
Ok., I’ll bite…
“I hope your love for me is bigger than this little rock.”
"Hope this lasts longer than the gold plating"
Inside of man’s ring “Glad I finally got lucky”
things you would really like to see engraved on the inside of wedding rings
Ooh, this is great! How about:
“Luv U forever but my next wife will get the big diamond” (fit’s a 6
1/2 because he didn’t bother to get her size before he bought it and
had it engraved)
“4ever or until I get sick of the abuse and trade you in for the
next drunk” (a 10-1/2 because although he really wears an 11-1/2 she
thinks that’s what he should be able to wear and he’ll change for
her)
David L. Huffman
For my husband when we were engaged, I gave him a gold band and
engraved on the inside, “Pick Up Your Socks Love Rene”. The band was
a size 11. He still has the ring although he hans’t worn it in years.
Even after almost 5 years of marriage, he still doesn’t pick up his
socks.
Rene Howard