Oh … you’re going to love this. Here’s the question. Is man man
… or is man woman? Methinks the answers are going to vary …
depending upon which side of the fence one resides. And the answer
is … man is woman! It get a tad complicated … so listen up.
Of course … you may all well ask how I come to this conclusion …
and in fact … why even pursue this tack. First the why. I have
this pair of “Man” cufflinks in gold … though I must admit the
fellows do not seem to be too thrilled at having been portrayed.
Perhaps they’ve heard this tale before. And now to the how …
According to my source … Man … in the original old Norse
language … meant Woman. The name Man was the word used to describe
the Moon … creatress (note feminine ending) of all living
creatures. Ancient sacred love songs were composed in tribute to
the female Moon and her earthly incarnations: Women. The songs were
called: Mansongr … which translates into Woman-Songs. Oh … and
there’s more me lassies and lassies … for Man is clearly
evanescing into an ever dissipating memory soon to be forgotten by
word smiths.
A Moon-goddess–it would seem–once appeared as a Fairy Queen who
led the entire population of males into the sea where they perished.
No men were left. Just women … and more women. Today … it
becomes apparent to anyone with logical thought … that man no
longer roams the earth. Which brings to mind a question about this
whole Massachusetts thing … but I believe it best to let that one
go by.
Mana … also at times called Mania … a derivative of the word Man
… was a Goddess with maternal powers, magical powers, supernatural
force, and a tendency to drift into a state of lunacy. (Note Luna
for moon, etc.) Mana at times ruled the underworld which many of you
may have thought was ruled by some sort of male-type creature. No
no. A female runs things down there.
Mana was also known as the Mood Goddess who gave birth to the race
of Man … I mean Woman … which is what Man originally meant
anyway. Ye gads … this is not easy.
So there it is … Man does not exist … only Woman. For those of
you who occasionally tend to look down and say whoa … hey …
that’s a man-thing … to you I say it matters not a whit. My books
… heavily laden with scientific research … state quite clearly
that there are no men … my cufflinks and the male of the species
notwithstanding. Still … I repeat … when you look at these
cufflinks you might now well understand why these chaps seem so
unhappy.
For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits…may I
direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where you will
scroll down the left side menu till you get to the area that says
Tidbits Graphics … and then click on the link that says: Man …
where you’ll see an image of a pair of yellow gold Man cufflinks.
And there ya have it.
That’s it for this week folks.
Catch you all next week.
Benjamin Mark
– http://www.tyler-adam.com –