G’day all. Y’know, I can’t believe in mini black holes, 4D
tunnels to parallel universes, Bermuda triangle pathways, funny
electro-gravity, etc, etc. These are all inanimate thingies,
whereas it is quite obvious that the invisible collectors and
manipulators of lost items that went sproinngg are nasty cunning,
malicious creatures; indeed I suggest they often actually jog
one’s elbow at crucial moments to provide them with valuable
spoils. But they are very scared of wives and partners. I can
prove it. For why else would they give up their ill-gotten gains
when after wasted time spent crawling about looking for aforesaid
sproinnggs one’s wife/partner/etc wanders into the room, picks it
up and asks, “Is this what you are looking for?” Happens to me
all the time, and to my old mate Owen, too. So yes, there are
demons/gremlins/malicious sprites under my work-bench, and
they’re scared stiff of my wife! Or do they collect them as a
present ‘for that nice lady who lives with HIM?’ Good hunting
and cheers,
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