Elaine -- I am still laughing -- did you see the cat lady in the
same catalogue? I swear she was my neighbor in Chicago!
So the Action Figure that came to mind:
Optivisor on the hear with appropriate visor head molded plastic
when removed (dont you just hate that??) removeable flex shaft that
clips to "porto bench" apron -- not that we all remember to wear one
but. . . .at least it could catch filings, right? piece of metal in
one hand saw or file in the other small box with molded plastic files,
bits and burs figure should be somewhat hunched over because how many
of us are really good about ergonomics at the bench? carpal tunnel!
some kind of wrist braces or ice packs or something
Elaine! Make one! I'd buy it!!!!
I am still chuckling!