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(Fwd) what is a group of jewelers?


#1

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Susan-

In response to your rhetorical question, “What the hell is a
group of jewelers?,” I must say that the answer to your question
is just plain SCARY. Especially jewelers with high-power
computers and modems that go faster than a yugo.

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!


#2

At 06:20 PM 11/7/96 +7, you wrote:

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From: jones@perigee.net (Bob Jones)
Subject: what is a group of jewelers?

Susan-

In response to your rhetorical question, “What the hell is a
group of jewelers?,” I must say that the answer to your question
is just plain SCARY. Especially jewelers with high-power
computers and modems that go faster than a yugo.

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!

Bob,

Boy, you got that right - scary is indeed the word for it!

Maybe if we work on this, we could take this act on the road. You know, do
conventions and such… What jeweler would turn down free visibility? (bg)
Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com


#3

And this is what I am aspiring to become???.. would you refer to a jeweler
that preforms in comedy clubs as a;

                Joking Jeweler,
                Jewelry Joker,
                Jesting Jewelry Joker,
                Joker Jesting Jewelry,
                Jeweler Joking Jester.. ..... 

                and the a on the road group just simply the 

                '3Js'

        Hell! . ..  I'm Tired... Take it away,.. Susan!

Jim

06:37 AM 11/7/96 -0500, you wrote:

At 06:20 PM 11/7/96 +7, you wrote:

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#4

Keep in mind you asked for this…

PRESENTING

The Karet Kut-ups!!!

Come see the sparkling wit and repartee of these world famous multi-faceted
performers! Watch in awe as they do their breathtaking 18gauge wire act, wax
ecstatic as they cast themselves into their performances! Gauge for
yourselves how well-drilled they are as they wield a flexshaft at 32,000rpm!
Catch the patented wax gun sharpshooting! Model yourselves after these gems!
All while maintaining a fast-moving constant pattern of humor and EXTREMELY
bad word-play! Polish your own skills and don’t miss a sterling performance!

(Aside to Dave Sebaste - I did warn you about us, you know)

At 01:01 PM 11/7/96 -0500, you wrote:

And this is what I am aspiring to become???.. would you refer to a jeweler
that preforms in comedy clubs as a;

                   Joking Jeweler,
                   Jewelry Joker,
                   Jesting Jewelry Joker,
                   Joker Jesting Jewelry,
                   Jeweler Joking Jester.. ..... 
                   and the a on the road group just simply the 
                   '3Js'
           Hell! . ..  I'm Tired... Take it away,.. Susan!

Jim
Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com


#5

Susan Chenoweth wrote:


#6

Santas little helper wrote:

Susan Chenoweth wrote:

Keep in mind you asked for this…

PRESENTING

The Karet Kut-ups!!!

Come see the sparkling wit and repartee of these world famous multi-faceted
performers! Watch in awe as they do their breathtaking 18gauge wire act, wax
ecstatic as they cast themselves into their performances! Gauge for
yourselves how well-drilled they are as they wield a flexshaft at 32,000rpm!
Catch the patented wax gun sharpshooting! Model yourselves after these gems!
All while maintaining a fast-moving constant pattern of humor and EXTREMELY
bad word-play! Polish your own skills and don’t miss a sterling performance!

(Aside to Dave Sebaste - I did warn you about us, you know)

At 01:01 PM 11/7/96 -0500, you wrote:

And this is what I am aspiring to become???.. would you refer to a jeweler
that preforms in comedy clubs as a;

                   Joking Jeweler,
                   Jewelry Joker,
                   Jesting Jewelry Joker,
                   Joker Jesting Jewelry,
                   Jeweler Joking Jester.. .....
                   and the a on the road group just simply the
                   '3Js'

you are a bunch of seeck leettle monkeys, i’m out of here.

What, and miss all of the scintillating wordplay?
Lee Marshall
Bonny Doon Engineering http://www.bonnydoonengineering.com


#7

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!

Is it true “Jewelers do it with their Optivisors on?” Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html


#8

Bob,

Boy, you got that right - scary is indeed the word for it!

Maybe if we work on this, we could take this act on the road. You know, do
conventions and such… What jeweler would turn down free visibility? (bg)
Susan

Speaking of visibility, Dr. Aspler (LOVED your “crytal Balling!”) what
about the idea of having a gallery of Orchid Mailing List jewelry art? I’m
sure all of us could manage to e-mail in a scan to put up on a page. Just
what you need is more work. I sure would love to see what everyone is
making out there with their wax guns etc…Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html


#9

At 02:31 AM 11/8/96 -0800, you wrote:

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!

Is it true “Jewelers do it with their Optivisors on?” Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html

Good one!! So when are we gonna get our own bumper sticker?

Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com


#10

At 02:31 AM 11/8/96 -0800, you wrote:

Bob,

Boy, you got that right - scary is indeed the word for it!

Maybe if we work on this, we could take this act on the road. You know, do
conventions and such… What jeweler would turn down free visibility? (bg)
Susan

Speaking of visibility, Dr. Aspler (LOVED your “crytal Balling!”) what
about the idea of having a gallery of Orchid Mailing List jewelry art? I’m
sure all of us could manage to e-mail in a scan to put up on a page. Just
what you need is more work. I sure would love to see what everyone is
making out there with their wax guns etc…Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html

At the risk of overextending Dr. Aspler, I heartily second the motion. I
would love to see some of the work from some of the people who don’t have a
web page (I’m working on one now, hope to have it up and running sometime
before the end of the month).

Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com


#11

In a message dated 96-11-08 06:44:46 EST, you write:

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!

Is it true “Jewelers do it with their Optivisors on?” Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html

Good one!! So when are we gonna get our own bumper sticker?

Susan

Diamond studded stickers, I presume?!
Candy


#12

Dr. E. Aspler wrote:

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From: jones@perigee.net (Bob Jones)
Subject: what is a group of jewelers?

Susan-

In response to your rhetorical question, "What the hell is a
group of jewelers?,"  I must say that the answer to your question
is just plain SCARY.  Especially jewelers with high-power
computers and modems that go faster than a yugo.
There's an idea for a thread!!  Jeweler Humor!!

OK, what did the jeweler get on his/her IQ Test ? Saliva (of course).


#13

Dave:

That may be true, but, like lapidaries, jewelers do it with polish.

Rick Martin
MARTIN DESIGNS


#14

Would you mind a slight modifiation suggestion??

“Jewelers do it with their Optivisors on and Foredom in hand”

Jim

At 02:31 AM 11/8/96 -0800, you wrote:


#15

At 10:50 PM 11/7/96 +0000, you wrote:

Keep in mind you asked for this…

PRESENTING

The Karet Kut-ups!!!
(snip)

(Aside to Dave Sebaste - I did warn you about us, you know)

Susan, I just can’t stop myself from getting into this. As for your
question about what do you call a group of jewelers, it’s hard to beat Dave
S.'s “mellee” and Bob Jones’s “Scary.”

But a group of high-class jewelers, as most of us are, would properly be
called a “parure” of jewelers – no, look it up for yourselves.

After a show, however, the group usually breaks away from the “parure” into
"doublets" and “triplets” for the evening pub-crawl, as they get pleasantly
"doubly-refracted."

Remember, you started this.

Rick Martin
MARTIN DESIGNS


#16

Susan,On the Web Page…Joint the Dave’s(SS) online class … we just started… Jim At 06:46 AM 11/8/96 -0500, you wrote:

At 02:31 AM 11/8/96 -0800, you wrote:

Bob,

Boy, you got that right - scary is indeed the word for it!

Maybe if we work on this, we could take this act on the road. You know, do
conventions and such… What jeweler would turn down free visibility? (bg)
Susan

Speaking of visibility, Dr. Aspler (LOVED your “crytal Balling!”) what
about the idea of having a gallery of Orchid Mailing List jewelry art? I’m
sure all of us could manage to e-mail in a scan to put up on a page. Just
what you need is more work. I sure would love to see what everyone is
making out there with their wax guns etc…Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html

At the risk of overextending Dr. Aspler, I heartily second the motion. I
would love to see some of the work from some of the people who don’t have a
web page (I’m working on one now, hope to have it up and running sometime
before the end of the month).

Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com

orchid@ganoksin.com


#17

At 11:52 AM 11/8/96 -0500, you wrote:

Susan,
On the Web Page…Joint the Dave’s(SS) online class … we just started…

Jim

Believe me, got my ears on, good buddy!! Know just enough HTML to get
myself in trouble.

Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com


#18

At 04:32 PM 11/8/96 +0000, you wrote:

At 10:50 PM 11/7/96 +0000, you wrote:

Keep in mind you asked for this…

PRESENTING

The Karet Kut-ups!!!
(snip)

(Aside to Dave Sebaste - I did warn you about us, you know)

Susan, I just can’t stop myself from getting into this. As for your
question about what do you call a group of jewelers, it’s hard to beat Dave
S.'s “mellee” and Bob Jones’s “Scary.”

But a group of high-class jewelers, as most of us are, would properly be
called a “parure” of jewelers – no, look it up for yourselves.

After a show, however, the group usually breaks away from the “parure” into
"doublets" and “triplets” for the evening pub-crawl, as they get pleasantly
"doubly-refracted."

Remember, you started this.

Rick Martin
MARTIN DESIGNS

Rick,

Oh, you brazing thing, you! Raising the stakes, huh? Anvil this group be
able to take much more of this???

Susan

C Gems
Original Designs and Period Jewelry
cgems@pipeline.com


#19

Yep,you are right.Lapidaries are real cut-ups.I hope this pun was’nt too
rocky for you.Ouch.

Dave:

That may be true, but, like lapidaries, jewelers do it with polish.

Rick Martin
MARTIN DESIGNS

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!

Is it true “Jewelers do it with their Optivisors on?” Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html

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#20

At 02:31 AM 11/8/96 -0800, you wrote:

There’s an idea for a thread!! Jeweler Humor!!

Is it true “Jewelers do it with their Optivisors on?” Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html

Good one!! So when are we gonna get our own bumper sticker?

Susan

The bumper stickers will be ready during “kiss a jeweler” week, April 43rd.
Hopefully the SDJS Wax gun will have its public debut then also…Dave

Art Jewelry for Conscious People
http://www.opendoor.com/stephensdesign/crystalguy.html