Just made my first piece of “[F] Art Jewellery” Does it tick all the
It looks stupid.
It is unwearable.
Any fool could have made it.
It is over priced.
I am kidding myself, absolutely.
So all you master crafts people you are kidding your selves, you are
only selling to the intelligent and sophisticated.
I am aiming for morons with too much money. Just read “The Wolf of
What did I do? I have a plastic box sitting in a plastic sink. I
have water in the box and quench my silver in it. It has a hinged lid.
I dropped a piece of silver into the box and thought that does not
sound right. Had a look and lo and behold the lid was closed and the
metal bounced off an into the sink.
The piece of silver is now firmly melted into the plastic sink. Not
to despair I thought now I am an [F] Art jeweller LOL.
Problem is I need a good title for the piece. My wife’s “You did
what?” followed by a death stare or the daughter’s “You really can be
and idiot, Dad.” Don’t seem to have the panache/ idiocy for [F] Art
So anyone out there have a spare moron with too much money, I can
cut the piece out of the sink in any shape required or ship whole. Set
in any material required. Price? Far more than it is worth.
Point of all this, don’t let you attention wander or you too could
end up making [F]Art Jewellery.
Richard in all un-seriousness.